Top Definition
a blatant gaymor that often attempts to disguise himself as a german pr0nstar using such names as "Hans the length guber". A Mezzah! is most likely to be found hosting a lan event known as the Bry-series during weeks in the summer season.

WARNING: ATTENDING THESE EVENTS MAY CAUSE ANAL TRAUMA AS IT IS SAID THAT A MEZZAH! IS SEVERELY INTRIQUED BY MAN MEAT AND MAN PRON AND THE CONVERGENCE OF THE TWO.
An unknown: "Hey its a Mezzah!"
A lesser spotted Mezzah!: "MEAT u @LAN"
by unsuspecting peon April 26, 2004

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