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When a mexican man stretches his scrotum across another person's face, especially their mouth.
Jose: Man, I gave her a mexican pizza last night.
Juan: Oh shit, how'd she take it?
Jose: She bit it.
by ThePizza December 13, 2009
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The best food in the whole wide world.
Good with mild hot sauce.
From Taco Bell.
Better with no tomatoes.
Girl: I'm hungry. What do you want to eat?
Girl 2: MEXICAN PIZZA. AYE AYE AYE.
by CATSEL October 08, 2005
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An excessively disgusting female genital area covered by swarms of STD-caused warts, callouses, lesions, rashes, oozing cysts, etc.
Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah gave eachother mean cases of mexican pizza.
by szero April 26, 2004
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A Gross Pizza From Taco Bell That Falls In Your Lap!
Austin:Want a Mexican Pizza?
Fred:*Pukes*
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