Top Definition
Mexican Mayonnaise is the pungent, cheese-like excretion from any of the bodily orifices of a female Mexican teenager most noticeable after her being the subject of a gang-rape (often resulting in her death) or a gang-bang (unconsciousness). PLEASE NOTE - This substance should not be considered edible for human consumption.
Juan played a joke on Ruiz and spread the dead whore's Mexican Mayonnaise in his mouth when he was sleeping.
by F_Bombadier December 03, 2009
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