In most of the US: A straight male who is often mistaken as homosexual because of the way he looks/talks/dresses. Metrosexuals are usually into good grooming and healthy habits.
In the southern US: Any man who showers three or more times a week.
A) Liek, woah, you smell naice billybob, didja take a showerr las' week?
Billybob: No, ah showerr evvy day!
A) Billybob, yer sucha metrosexual.
A male whose behaviour is similar to a female that acts like a guy. The feminist ideal of what a male role model should be.
Defining a straight man who is very in tune to hip, urban lifestyle. He is immaculate in his appearance and doesn't mind spending huge amounts of money on clothing and shoes as well as skin and hair products. He also may spend large amounts of time in a gym or health facility because of his obsession with his body. Although he is straight, his trendy, stylish appearance may be more closely associated with that of a gay male.
gay best friend
A man who claims not to be gay, but acts and dresses like one, only thinks of himself, no-one else matters, reckons he's gods gift. see pranny
Metrosexuals are normally clad with a Ted Baker shirt, Armani Jeans, Ray-bans wearing Calvin Klein aftershave.
A subgroup of the human species that can only mate on public transportation.
Boy (on the subway): Why is that man sliding up and down that woman on the bench over there?
Father: No reason, son. (mutters under his breath) Damn metrosexuals.
A flaming, obvious homosexual, who nonetheless claims to be hetero, fooling only women, but not gay or straight men. May still be in denial about his sexual orientation, but can't suppress the fashion sense.
GIRL: He's not gay, he's a metrosexual!
GUY: Oh, yeah? Has he tried to have sex with you?
GIRL: No, he said he doesn't want to ruin our friendship...