A awesome band with good songs and hot singers and cool style. Whoever thinks they suck and shouldn't write songs about girls is wrong because if they wrote songs about boys it would just be GAY and GAY means boys like boys. They also sing them because it's what teenagers do so don't be lying and say Well I don't. Now go ahead and put thumbs down if you want to bitches!
by METRO STATION FAN March 5, 2009
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An awesome band that is appealing to those in their teenage years. They write their own music consisting of sex- related content. Sadly many teens don't like their music but honestly everyone 13+ is craving something of the sort.
Person A: Hey! what's up?
Person B: I am so MAD!
Person A: Why are you mad, did i do something?
Person B: It isn't you, but I can't convince my mom to let me go to the Metro Station concert that is in a few weeks. And i really wanted a meet-and-greet.
Person A: I am sorry for your loss.
by Loco-Lola June 7, 2009
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The BEST band ever. Yes, sometimes their lyrics don't really make sense, and yes, maybe a lot of their songs seem slightly perverted, but their music has such a good sound to it. Plus, Trace and Mason are SUPER hot, so that's always a bonus. Trace's voice is very smooth, while Mason's is high-pitched but beautiful. Metro Station rox.
Person 1: What was that totally amazing band that we heard on the radio the other day?

Person 2: Oh that was Metro Station. I know they rock! I love them.
by LushLuver July 14, 2009
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The newest band to come out and pretend to be cool.

Their music is primarily targeted towards the "just hit puberty" teens. The lyrics themselves are boring rehashed lines that could easily be seen as coming from other crappy similar bands (such as fall out boy).

Lets examine some of their lyrics.

"I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door.
Your body's cold, but girl we're getting so warm..."

So here we have it, this is how you apparently write a song/

You start with a lame lyric that doesn't really make sense but is vague enough to mean anything. Of course, every other lyric in the song has to refer back to sex, which is what this band primarily seems to use in order to gain teenager attention.

Here is another example of this same old formula (found within the same song).

After Chorus, second verse:

"Your lips tremble but your eyes are in a straight stare
your on the bed but your clothes are laying right there"

We start again with a vague opening statement, because again their audience is mostly idiots and cannot comprehend anything deep. The second line is of course about sex, in order to maintain the three second attention span of their audience.

Look up some more of their songs, they will follow the same pattern. Vague lyric, lyric about sex, vague lyric, lyric about sex.

Of course the band will sell plenty of CD's thanks to the goons at much music and MTV. The band members will end up believing they have talent because a bunch of 13 year old girls will be screaming whenever they see them, and unfortunately they will sell enough records to continue making music.

To make a more general summary - the band members can barely play their instruments, the melodies are boring and tedious, the lyrics are poor, repetitive and lack anything original.

The band itself only got a record deal due to the connections they have to the Hannah Montana show. These kids could never make it big if they had to start fresh - as they have no talent.

This band is essentially, in one single example, everything that is wrong with music today.
The band metro station is one of the worst music acts ever.
by Bravigo June 11, 2008
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A band with lame lyrics full of metrosexual guys.
Girl 1:Hey have you heard that new metro station song?
Girl 2: yeah it sucks.
by iheartp7 March 4, 2009
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a pretty good band with average lyrics(filled with cheesy pick up lines) but good instrumentals.
they get a lot of crap about being for 13 year old teenybopper whore girls who scream because they just found out in thier j-14 magazine that 2 guys in the band have siblings in hannah montana.
they are also a band who are bound to sell out the day they hit top 40, simply because they let out such information.
13yr old girl: OMGGG! i totally love metro station!!! i heard shake it on the radio! and it makes me so trendy to listen to techno! metro station rocks! i hope they go on tour with miley cyrus!!

me: shut up bitch. you wouldnt know good music if it was forced up your ass.
by boxcar_murder June 19, 2008
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A awesome electro pop band from Hollywood, the 2 guitarist bro and sis are in the Hannah Montana show, and the guitarists dad is Billy Joe Cyrus.
i just bought the metro station cd
by MRANT November 9, 2007
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