Metro Early College High School is a small, intellectually vibrant public school option open to 9th through 12th graders in Franklin County. Focused on the STEM schooling system, which are science, technology, engineering and mathematics related. At metro, you're promised to get a great education and perfect future. The school is filled with whiners, geniuses, Asians, idiots, virgins, lazy bums and horrible daters. Apparently everyone is surprised that they are nerds. Freshmen are the worst.
Annoying Parent: So how are you liking Metro High School? I want to send my daughter there.
Lying Student: It's fun. Can I go now?
Friend: Did you like move or something? I never get to hang out with you
Metro Student: No, I go to Metro High School.... no free time, ever.
A STEM school in central Ohio that is not shadiya in the least bit. Students procrastinate, and in independent study nothing ever gets accomplished.
"I go to Metro High School. We NEVER do anything fun. EVER.
Popular Central Ohio innovative STEM school, aimed mostly at early college graduation. The school's mascot is the famed Fire Hydrant, the most intimidating mascot in Ohio.
Hey do you go to Metro High School?
Yeah, I heard that's a place where the J-Cult resides.