To clean your work area of MRSA methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus.
I have to demrsafy my work station.
Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus Aureus
A break out at Mt. Greylock Regional High School, as well as thousands of other high schools in the United States of America. Commonly known as a staph infection; this bad ass disease kills bitches. It spreads from sweaty middle school boys touching each other in the locker rooms.
October 17th, Mt. Greylock Regional High School had to evacuate its premises to cleanse the school of MRSA.
MRSA, or Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (Pronounced Mursa) is a game played in City Charter High School, originated in Team B, in which the participants run up to one another, slap each other in the face, scream MRSA, and run away, thus leaving the slapee with MRSA. They then go and slap someone else, in an ongoing epidemic of MRSA.
"DOOD! Nate just ran up to me and slapped me! I GOT FUCKIN' MRSA!"
There are different types of MRSA.more...
MRSA, HA-MRSA, & CA-MRSA
Staph skin infections, including MRSA, generally start as small red bumps that resemble pimples, boils or spider bites. These can quickly turn into deep, painful abscesses that require surgical draining. Sometimes the bacteria remain confined to the skin. But they can also penetrate into the body, causing potentially life-threatening infections in bones, joints, surgical wounds, the bloodstream, heart valves and lungs.
MRSA infection is caused by Staphylococcus aureus bacteria — often called "staph." MRSA stands for methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus. It's a strain of staph that's resistant to the broad-spectrum antibiotics commonly used to treat it. MRSA can be fatal.
Most MRSA infections occur in hospitals or other health care settings, such as nursing homes and dialysis centers. It's known as health care-associated MRSA, or HA-MRSA. Older adults and people with weakened immune systems are at most risk of HA-MRSA.
Update: More recently, another type of MRSA has occurred among otherwise healthy people in the wider community. This form, community-associated MRSA, or CA-MRSA, is responsible for serious skin and soft tissue infections and for a serious form of pneumonia. PA Prison Systems are testing to help elevate the health risk through out the system by detecting & protecting the citizens from this deadly virus during intake.
Any colony of drug resistant staphylococcus bacterium, such as USA300 (staphylococcus aureus), infecting the male genitalia.
A trip to the doctor confirmed that no amount of Methicillin was going to cure the case of strep cock he got from that hooker last week.