1. A skanky white female between ages 18-30 from an upper middle class to wealthy monetary background that would be classified as a full blown pill popper and uses methadone in addition to other intoxicants.
2. A drug addicted white female with wasted potential, no repentance or redemption from said affliction with natural looks fading faster than the fair presidential pursuits of esteemed statesmen.
It is fraudulent to employ a Methadone Barbie in an administrative capacity in a long term care facility.