He meets assholes everywhere he goes. 

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:

“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”

With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.

Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:

What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.

It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

Bezzie mates

Another way to say "girlfriends"; typically used in the U.K.

Did you hear Lena and Kara are bezzie mates now?

Bezzie mates by thirdpartyaj March 23, 2017

mr. meeseeks 

Mr. Meeseeks is a blue humanoid character from the show Rick & Morty that poofs into existence upon pressing the button on the Meeseeks Box. Meeseeks are not born fumbling for meaning. They are created to serve a singular purpose to which they will go to any lengths to fulfill. Existence is pain to a Meeseeks.

Mr. Meeseeks #1: I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #2: Hi Mr. Meeseeks, I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #1: Hi!

mr. meeseeks by King Mc G June 18, 2014

Memes 

The cure of depression

“Memes cured my depression”

Memes by sodium-chloride June 8, 2018

minion memes 

Some normie shit 40 year old moms think are “funny” and “relatable”

She looks like she enjoys minion memes, the old cunt.

minion memes by Helk yeah my guy October 30, 2017

normie memes 

Memes that normies and inexperienced mainstream peasants enjoy. These are typically memes that grow very big but become classified as dead very quickly. Similar to 'damn daniel' or 'cash me ousside', these memes are almost the opposite of dank memes and can even be seen on the ellen show.

I'm sick of jessica spreading her normie memes to her normie friends, they just aren't funny.

normie memes by Swatchix March 29, 2017

matespritship 

A romantic relationship between two individuals with the intention of sexual gratification/procreation. The closest human equivalent is 'to be in love'.

A person in a matespritship may be referred to as 'matesprit'.

Also known as the flushed quadrant of the Alternians' relationship quadrants (MS Paint Adventures by Andrew Hussie).

Mom and Dad are in a matespritship.

Mom is Dad's matesprit. Dad is Mom's matesprit.

Mom is flushed for Dad. Dad is flushed for Mom.

matespritship by Rem (a Homestucker) November 2, 2013