Person #2: Really?! Yeah, me too!
Person #1: Really, I'm Reform, what are you?
Person #2: I'm a Messianic Jew!
Person #1: Is your mother Jewish?
Person #2: Erm...well...no, but I still like go to church oops I mean synangogue and stuff on Saturday and where a watch-ma-call-it....um...yarmulke! We just believe that Yeshua (Jesus) is the moshiach (messiah), that's all!
Person #1: Um, no, Dude, you're definitely not Jewish. You're a Christian.