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University Behind Mervyns 

An 80's based nickname for Contra Costa College, an East Bay community college located just north of Richmond, California. The name is derived from the proximity to a former Mervyns anchor store located in a nearby strip mall, the El Portal Sopping Center.
I couldn't get into Cal State Hayward, so I'm going to the University Behind Mervyns for a semester to get my GPA up.
A Mervens is a man that has the ability to do many thing often funny. He can also be noted as a women magnet , he's very dependable ,women who get to encounter a "Mervens" shall flood with eternal happiness .
The realist and only Mervens .
Mervens by Dr. McCarthy April 12, 2017
He's so strong and smart, like Mervyn!
Mervyn by borgan August 30, 2010
When someone, or more frequently two persons, get on either side of you, grab your underwear (emphasis whitey tighteys) and lift up, essentially leaving you hanging in mid air via your underwear.

The trench is violated, if ya know what I mean.
I gave my cousin a mervin on Christmas Eve. Immaculate conception THAT!
mervins by Yavo November 13, 2003
The name usually given to objects of sexual pleasure.
I named my pinkie toe 'Mervyn' and I bang him on my table all day every day
An exclamation meaning: affirmative, cool or implying understanding.
Q: "Did you see the game last night?"
A: "Mervins!"

Q: "Hey, you wanna scoop a bean for this evening?"
A: "Word, Mervins"
Mervins by Rawberta Doggins November 17, 2009