"Hey I am going to call you merps from now on because of that filthy act you did the other night!"
Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.
Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.
Opposite of Derp.
Some hotter cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Double Merp"
Grade-A milf cheeks walk by.
Jake actually merped his pants.
Jake: "I got to go to the bathroom"
merping should be experienced for ones self.
Merp has no limits
you decide how you want to merp it up
Sienna: Ah pretty chill you?
Ben: Mhmm just did some casual merping
Sienna: Sounds rowdy, you really know how to merp it up