"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"
Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
"Yeah! How do you want it to end today, honey?"
"I'd love to have a Merlin's Beard, but whatever you want. It's your special day."
"You want it, you got it!"