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a god in bed. usually an asshole, going around finding dumb blondes and getting them to do anything he wants. although merlias is great at sex and has a huge dick, he is a douche bag and all dumb girls should steer clear of them.
OMG i slept with Merlias last night
by mercury8951 January 07, 2013

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