A place, like Nirvana, which is a state of mind, a meta-physical place, where someone is merked
If someone is merked, they are taken to Merkistan
Merkistani - Nationality of people who live in Merkistan
"You got taken to Merkistan"
"Thats a bit of a Merkistan"
"I came, i saw, i merkistaned"
"Your just a massive chief my friend. Merkistaned"
A state of a person when they have been "merked" by someone
A location where someone is merked all the time
"You got taken to Merkistan, blud."
"Thats just merkistaned"