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Comes from the root word "merk".
Means killing, beating, murdering, insulting, owning, pwning, etc.
*Playing a first person shooter*
Man, he's merking EVERYBODY!
by Ducez February 12, 2012
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to drive quickly; to drive away from a sketchy situation
"shit, that car was merking down the road"

"the cops tried to stop him so he merked the fuck outta there"
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To, intentionally or unintentionally, appear in the background of someones photo. Someone who does this often may be referred to as a 'merker'
Look at you merking in the background of her photo!
by happysmileygirl July 13, 2005
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To creep around a bar hitting on women in a sketchy manner
I was merking on so many broads last night
by Merking on Broads April 16, 2008
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A way of obtaining stuck materials from a vending machine by vigorously shaking your ass and rapidly bumping said vending machine. This should result in the vending machine in releasing it's goodness while entertaining witnesses.
Hey Man... I need merking this machine... my Pepsi is stuck.
by acemanaceman May 29, 2014
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