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'My fellow merkins'
by Dalton Dan July 17, 2008
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a) A pubic wig

b) A citizen of the United States of America, particularly of the 'flyover states'
Ah'm prahd ter be a Merkin.
by enitharmon March 17, 2005
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In parts of Brooklyn and Deep East Texas, a merkin is a unit of measurement in between a smidge and a schmear.
Sweetie, would you like a smidge of honey on your cornbread?
No thank you ma'am but could I get a merkin of jam instead?
by mrjsweezy July 28, 2012
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A merkin in the gay and lesbian set in Hollywood refers to a "usually" straight male escorting a gay woman to public events so as to attempt to camouflage the lesbian's secret sapphic lifestyle.
"T", the (secretly gay) actress is photogrpahed at the red carpet premiere holding onto "J", a well-known straight actor. People think they're "dating". He's her MERKIN for the evening.
by Fentress May 31, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Literally, a pubic wig. But on Usenet and other Net forums, a derisive UK and Commonwealth term for an American, caricaturing the pronunciation of "American" in some US English dialects. Plural sometimes given as "Merkinz".
UK user: "'Zucchini'? You Merkins can't get anything right, it's 'courgettes'."

US user: "Well, if we weren't around, who could you Brits possibly feel superior to?"
by Leslie Doppler Hammond March 18, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.
My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.
by mandingoe April 19, 2004
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Pubic wig, often used by prostitutes who have been infected with or are trying to avoid pubic lice.
Amy: "Karen, my crotch is itchen pretty bad, there may be lice... what should i do?"
Karen: "Shave it all off and get yourself a merkin!!!"

or

Person 1: "i met this prostitute and she was wearing a fucia pubic wig.. whats that called again?"
Person 2: " oh, person 1, thats just a merkin."
by Emily McMahan May 25, 2006
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