Top Definition
A person who habitually uses the median turn-lane to illegally merge with traffic after a left turn, especially when they could have legally and safely turned into the proper traffic lane.
I was turning into the subdivision and a Merge Monkey almost killed me! I had to swerve to prevent a head-on collision!
by pseudoraptor February 18, 2010

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