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Meretisa- commonly refers to a wisewoman or Priestess. Especially one who is particularly insightful, thoughtful, and espouting of spiritual and other wisdom on a frequent, albeit random, basis.

Meretisa- bright spirit/soul who has returned to teach others to seek their inner wisdom and truth. Similar to a "Dali Lama", but without the constraints of adhering to a single (or any) religion or dogma.

Meretisa- tends to be quite fragile in physical health and easily hurt emotionally. Despite this, they tend to be the strongest and oftentimes most stable person known by her peers. Random bouts with depression and Divine Insanity are common.
"She really pulled a Meretisa! I was totally lost/depressed and she knew just what to say to cheer me up/help me through."

"Everyone should have a Meretisa. They are souls of infinite wisdom and spiritually pure."

"My Meretisa told me to take this Path and since listening to her my life has changed for the better."

"I felt like a Meretisa. I was so sick with the swine flu and yet everyone kept coming to me for advice. It had never happened before, but somehow in my delirium I was able to give them good advice... I think. I don't really remember what I said."
by Dr/Rev. Jaelyn Kinderhaus February 03, 2010

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