'insert name is like the 100th mercy girl this year to get pregnant, i heard she doesnt even know who the father is.'
1) you can say "the sluty freshman" to and they will all know exactly who you are talking about
2) holds contest with her friends to see who can not shave their leg hairs the longest
3) pretends to prefer calvert hall guys but gets really exited over even the ugliest of Loyola guys
4) make fun of the girls who wear make-up to school (seriously its a waste)
5) brings enough food for everyone where ever she goes (but really its just for her)
6)probably doesn't know that she lives south of the mason dixon line
7)knows to hide from jj at all cost
8)goes to sports events only if there is food or she is in it
9)Has to consult everyone she knows over every outfit because she isn't used to dressing herself due to constant uniform wear (of course when no ones around she also has perfect style)
10)knows that although hygiene is important and should be kept up regurally if she slept in or is feeling sick combing your hair can be deleted and replaced with a mess bun
Mercy is rivals with the lame all girls school known as IND. But Catholic High thinks that we're their rivals. Anything that happens on Friday night is already being gossiped during check-in on Monday morning.
We have the cutest uniforms of any school in the Baltimore. (Unlike some schools who go to school looking like maids...). From Freshman Orientation to Graduation, you're the happiest you could possibly be.
mercy girls make fun of class mates who wear make up to school and who fix/straighten their hair. they avoid nuns in the hallways at all costs while looking fine in plaid.
on weekends mercy girls transform into the hott hygenic girls everyone sees and are the life of the party. they go on to be fabulous women who either marry extremely wealthy men or have successful carreers. after graduation, alumni visit too often because they miss the chocolate chip mercy life.
"how dare you! she's a nice lady"
"I'm sorry, your right, i really meant Mercy Girls because it's obvious now i could never land such a hott successful girl with my ugly face"