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most beautiful girl in the world
who sucks at uno
and twirls her hair....
by Tom janks December 30, 2006
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A car which, upon entering, instantaneously turns a person into an arrogant asshole and makes him/her forget all traffic rules and regulations.
Look at that Merc driver over there, thinking he's the king of the road. Maybe someone should go and remind him of traffic lights, turn signals, lanes and road signs.
by PoopyPoo July 18, 2005
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1. name of a sweet ass car.

2. name of a sweet ass girl.

3. name of a sexy car.

4. name of a sexy girl.

5. my name :
1. whoah, that mercedes is fucking awesome. 2. that girl mercedes is hottt. 3. that mercedes is sweeeet 4. that mercedes girl is reeaaaalllyyy hott. dayum. 5. yeah im sexy :
by heeyy mercedes August 26, 2008
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Mercedes is a girl that is capable of going 200mph
dude: I wish I could ride a Mercedes
by iloveyoumercedes-twss July 02, 2009
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In Germany (exspecially in bavaria) a lot of people own a mercedes.
Cars from Mercedes are even used as police cars, trucks or school buses!
by Deutschland May 29, 2006
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The name of Emil Jellineck's daughter. Emil Jellineck was a Jewish banker from Austira who financed Diamler's racing efforts at the turn of the century, and subsequently earned the right to name the cars. Hitler must have been oblivous to this fact as he rode around the jewel of Germany, the Mercedes-Benz 770K.
Mercedes was Jewish, Hitler was an idiot.
by Duesey December 01, 2003
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lets see, the founder of Mercedes Benz INVENTED the internal combustion engine nearly 4 years before Henry ford. sure, quality might have gone down in the last few years, only because it merged with these fucking american ho's.
Sure, your saleen mustang might be fast, but my E55 is faster, and it has something called "KLASS". If you've never driven a Mercedes, you don't know what class is.
by staff November 03, 2003
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