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1.
Mercedes - an awesome girl with a twisted sense of humour. Mercedes is a great friend, incredibly smart, extremely original and sweet as candy. She'll patiently listen to you bitch forever, try to reassure you and make you laugh.
She's a great Sudoku player and an even better word-makeuper. Mercedes has the most refreshing and honest laughter you've ever heard, even if she snorts a bit here and there.

Things to do with Mercedes:
1. go on man-killing sprees
2. dance with
3. eat candy with
4. and much much more

Synonyms for Mercedes:
1. sweevil
2. adorkable
3. cunning linguist
You know Sheila's kitten got run over by a truck? She was just so devastated till Jenny came over and pulled a Mercedes on her.
by you know damn well who i am February 14, 2009
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8.
The name of Emil Jellineck's daughter. Emil Jellineck was a Jewish banker from Austira who financed Diamler's racing efforts at the turn of the century, and subsequently earned the right to name the cars. Hitler must have been oblivous to this fact as he rode around the jewel of Germany, the Mercedes-Benz 770K.
Mercedes was Jewish, Hitler was an idiot.
by Duesey December 01, 2003
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9.
really pretty.
loves to race/ride.
really easy to get along with.
loyal to others
Mercedes that girl
by Ashleyy Nicole. January 20, 2009
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10.
lets see, the founder of Mercedes Benz INVENTED the internal combustion engine nearly 4 years before Henry ford. sure, quality might have gone down in the last few years, only because it merged with these fucking american ho's.
Sure, your saleen mustang might be fast, but my E55 is faster, and it has something called "KLASS". If you've never driven a Mercedes, you don't know what class is.
by staff November 03, 2003
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11.
most beautiful girl in the world
who sucks at uno
and twirls her hair....
Mercedes is a mercedes.
by Tom janks December 30, 2006
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12.
1. hot and expensive car
2. hot and expensive girl
3. hot and expensive girl in a hot and expensive car
that chicks 'mercedes'
by Elle and Tin June 11, 2006
118 100
 
13.
The greatest ever testament to the genious that is German engineering.

A car that:
Looks great
Drives great
Has a sweet interior
Will run for at least 20 years without major problems
Is quite expensive but worth it
Mercedes is the best car ever!!!
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
189 174
 
14.
Mercedes is a girl that is capable of going 200mph
dude: I wish I could ride a Mercedes
by iloveyoumercedes-twss July 02, 2009
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