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Mercury:

1. the Roman god associated with speed, sometimes used as a messenger. He wore winged sandals. Mercury corresponded to the Greek god Hermes.
2. the planet in the solar system with the closest orbit to the Sun, named after the god; represented by ☿.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

MercARGHy!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Mercury.
"MercARGHy!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com March 13, 2013

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