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When the turtle felt threatened, he let out a high-pitched "Merb"
by That-Random-Teen April 13, 2015
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Defines everything around us and nothing around us....it affects everything including your cereal to your dental appointments...merb may touch you, cause amnesia, or infiltrate your body for body parts such as your cornea...protect your children
"Merb is upon us..."
"Merb touched me today, i felt enhanced"
"Dont touch that, Merb may punish you..."
"My child was touched by Merb last night...her cornea's are gone..."
by Merbman.. September 27, 2009
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a feeling of "not wanting to do"ness and tired/boredom
Oh merb, i dont wanna do anything today
by dahved dahvries October 12, 2010
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Mad Herbs, used in the game Resident Evil. One may use this when a large quanity of herbs are present.
DAMN! I got merbs. Watch otha evil bitches!
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a merb is another word for mate
y'orite merb where we going tonight?

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usally a merbs is someone that is disliked and is very mooppy. a merbs could also be somthing that pisses you off
Greg was playing outside and having fun in his backyard untill a merbs kid came over and ruined Gregs day.
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Management verb. A word that is used as a substitute for action but that is intended to give the (mistaken) impression that action has or will take place.
Empower, synergise, collaborate, engage, converge, govern, brain-storm, strategise, leverage and carriage are examples of merbs.
by FalseProphet February 08, 2007
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