A Menu Monger is someone who waits in line at a fast food resturaunt and when it is their turn to order, they have no clue what they want to eat and it takes them forever to decide on food.
"I would have gotten out of McDonalds sooner but I got stuck behind a Menu Monger."
by Somerandomdudeinohio January 24, 2008
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