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1.
verb, 1) to be so bored that you think of good thoughts in your head, enducing mental pleasure.

2) tohave sexually arousing thoughts without touching oneself.
DUDE carmen electra was soo hot in that movie last night, but i couldnt do anything but mentalbate because my brother was in the room.
by mrz October 20, 2008