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Luke Menke

jewish gay retard who can't spell precise
Luke menke is so retarded and gay
Luke Menke by iethwiur January 14, 2019
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Mankees are native New Yorkers who have an incoherent sense of importance and ability. They believe that they are the reason why New York City is a great place, even though they haven't made any actual contributions to it. They usually have never left The 5 Boroughs but have a strong opinion that nowhere else is better than New York. They usually think that they are the toughest and smartest people in the room 99.9% of the time. Not specific to any particular demographic, as they come in all shapes, sizes, socioeconomic backgrounds, genders, ages, and races. It is a portmanteau of the words Monkey and Yankee.
One time a chick at the bar told me she could tell that I'm not from New York, and I said thank god because the last thing I want to do is be associated or confused with Mankees. Because we all know Mankees are delusional AF!
Mankees by Option A or B July 16, 2019

Mendes Army

People who are obsessed with Shawn Mendes (like who isn’t)Every time they hear his name try start fangirling
Some random dude:What’s the mendes Army?
The whole mendes Army:Bish What

Mendes Army

Wonderful people that are obsessed with Shawn Mendes. Every time they hear his name, their mood lightens up, and the whole room gets filled with the joy radiating from them.
Example:
Girl 1: have you heard Shawn's new song?
Girl 2: *smiles*Yes, I love Shawn so much
Girl 1: I know right, isn't he amazing? Mendes army for life!!!!
Mendes Army by fakeyouout March 27, 2015
A tool which FANDOM staff manipulate to do shady work, Mendes2 is the equivalent of a 20th century mafia leader, just that he blocks people infinitely instead of decapitating them.
Mendes2 is an autocratic person who does not care about the feelings of others.
Mendes2 by y = mx + b December 13, 2021
When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"
Gamer1: I was doing great! Dropping a 30 bomb! But I got Menked!!!! Each teammate went neg 15! Can you believe it?

Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...
Menked by Rufio-oOo July 26, 2018