A city so DAMN depressing it gives a man sudden urges to kill himself every morning when he wakes up. it also has weather thats random as shit, and the closest thing to gourmet food would have to be Super Target's Pizza. The parties here suck ass, and the same goes for the people that live here. on a scale of 1-10 this city deserves a fucking negative 7
Alex: Theres Nothing Ever to do in Fucking Menifee
Josh: We can go stalk likttle kids...
Citizen of Menifee: I have no idea what the fuck i should wear. Yesterday it was raining and today the sky is clear...FUCK YOU MENIFEE
!! i know your trying to trick me!
The town of true gangstaz, farmland, and old people.
Guy:Yo dog, I just saw another raised truck go by in Menifee.
Guy # 2: Fuck those bros!
Menifee is a small city in Southern California
. Much of the area consists of farmland and tract homes. The weather is pretty hot in the summer, frequently reaching triple digits. The homes are inexpensive and crime rates are low. If you're willing to drive an hour, you have everything you need at your disposal: beaches, mountains, etc. And if you like amusement parks, Menifee is less than two hours from Disneyland
, and Six Flags
; the holy trinity of places to ride wooden roller coasters and buy mugs with a "close-enough" version of your name spelled on them.
There are the typical skaters
, bro hoes
, as well as the lesser-seen hipsters
, indie kids
, art kids
. There's not a lot of hangout places in...