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Modeled on "menage a trois", menage a toi is that less fortunate circumstance where self-love is one's only option.
(Cue Palmela Handerson. Ooh, that blows!)
Brostar #1: Bro dude, did you end up taxing those two crumpets last night?

Brostar #2: No dude, it was whack the way they just went off and left a brotha high and dry!

Brostar #1: So I takes it you done had yourself an itty-bitty "menage a toi"?

Brostar#2: Word, Brostar General!
by Axellent December 31, 2012