Many men in this world are exactly like that, or fit under at least one definition that's bad. But, many of them are caring, emotional, fun, and don't just think about their wants. They don't just want to "fuck" a girl and they have respect. I'm so tired of stupid girls who are all jacked up and being overly emotional about themselves. Grow up and get a husband. Men who complain about girls being too emotional or selfish have all the right in the world because look at some of the girls around us! Not all of girls are like that though, so don't say we all are. But its unfair for girls to say all men are horrible when look at all the women. Men do want real love no matter what anyone says about that. Some of them are just too insecure and cover their real feelings up with nasty jokes, sexual disrespect, and sexism. We will always need men to "reproduce" and to share pleasure with. And no, we don't all just want sex as some emotional loving joy and all for our feelings, but for fun and pleasure too. Don't assume that. If men want to say otherwise, then they too can just go right under the sterotypical category and it won't matter because there's already dozens in there. But, high fives for men. We need them, we love them, we couldn't function without them.
Me: No, your just mad because you can't get any.
Fag: Oh, but men still suck.
Me: Screw You.
*Real men* are respectful of women as equals. Love their mamas. Hold doors open. Knock out other men who say stupid ass, sexist bullshit. Will lick pussy after they have been given a blowjob. Bring home an equal paycheck, then do an equal amount of housework and childcare. Don't get pissed off when their usual superior economic status is disrupted by a social shift that allows women to take a step closer to equality. Are strong and protective, while also being loving and gentle. Have the character to restrain their temper. Have a brain in their head. Do not stereotype. Often come with big dicks.
Faux men say stuff like this in the women section of UD, then pop their zits, play some videogames, jack off, and begin to sob, and wonder why nobody will fuck them:
"The female of the human species, that are, more or less, emotionless blobs. Since emotions such as love compliment the human sex drive, men have a higher emotional drive to compliment their higher sex drive. Women, conversely... just wander around looking for another way to suck money out of a man, get him attached and then break his heart. And despite this fact, a woman will spend a good 75% of her time saying that men only think about sex and that women are so much better, even though it is always a man that writes the beautiful love song or poem. Though they're not all like this, the stereotypical woman is lying, conniving, selfish, controlling, manipulative, arrogant and chauvinistic. They have the complete inability to think logically or philosophically, and so if you start to talk to them about something like existence, they'll just say that they're right and your wrong and that you should go buy her something. And different than the woman's belief that men do evil things like start wars and such, it's easy to see that a woman will always be the cause for fighting. The world will be a better place when all of the extremely intelligent genetic scientists (mostly men, so we'd have to have men, whether or not we needed to procreate... women? not so much of a necessity) begin to genetically engineer human beings, without the need for the process of sex."
"A beast created by God to enduce pain upon man for eternity. Bleeds for seven whole days and does not die. Can suck the life out of a man to create smaller evil beast to defend them in court and steal man's hard earned money."
"Punishment from Zeus for mankind because the young god Promethues stole the fire of the gods and gave it to mankind. So Zeus created a new evil for mankind, women."
Eliza: "I met him, I fucked him, I married him. And there are others out there, it's just that faux men are louder than real men, so it seems like there are more of them."
Guy: Halo and beer godamnit!
Crying Girl: What?!?!?!
Guy: You'll never understand.....
Crying Girl: (Men......)
They secretly wish they had their own pair of boobies.
So girls ask your man if he would have sex with another man, and if he shows his disgust for more than a hour... hes gay.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! i would never do that!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! thats gross!!!!!!!! thats sick!!!!!!!! dont ever ask me that again!"
It's 2009, we really don't need to think we're all so great.
On behalf of all the idiots that call themseves men on this site, ladies, belive me, we are not all like that. Some of us are actually not sexist testosterone filled nut jobs.
If you ever get married, try and avoid those types.
Normal man- No we're not. We're good at differant things, geez you'd think we were living in the fifties.