Men are very misintrepreted creatures in this world. Mostly from the Hollywood idea or "sterotypical" theory that they are useless, perves, only think about sex, bang as many women as they can, have no emotional connections, don't care about a girl's feelings, are dominate all the time, sexist, and many many more things.
Many men in this world are exactly like that, or fit under at least one definition that's bad. But, many of them are caring, emotional, fun, and don't just think about their wants. They don't just want to "fuck" a girl and they have respect. I'm so tired of stupid girls who are all jacked up and being overly emotional about themselves. Grow up and get a husband. Men who complain about girls being too emotional or selfish have all the right in the world because look at some of the girls around us! Not all of girls are like that though, so don't say we all are. But its unfair for girls to say all men are horrible when look at all the women. Men do want real love no matter what anyone says about that. Some of them are just too insecure and cover their real feelings up with nasty jokes, sexual disrespect, and sexism. We will always need men to "reproduce" and to share pleasure with. And no, we don't all just want sex as some emotional loving joy and all for our feelings, but for fun and pleasure too. Don't assume that. If men want to say otherwise, then they too can just go right under the sterotypical category and it won't matter because there's already dozens in there. But, high fives for men. We need them, we love them, we couldn't function without them.
Fag: All men suck, they just want sex.
Me: No, your just mad because you can't get any.
Fag: Oh, but men still suck.
Me: Screw You.
Things With Penises who tell women anything just to get intercorse
timmy is like most men he tells tina he loves her so he can get ass then he never speaks to her again.
Plural of man.
*Real men* are respectful of women as equals. Love their mamas. Hold doors open. Knock out other men who say stupid ass, sexist bullshit
. Will lick pussy
after they have been given a blowjob. Bring home an equal paycheck, then do an equal amount of housework and childcare. Don't get pissed off when their usual superior economic status is disrupted by a social shift that allows women to take a step closer to equality. Are strong and protective, while also being loving and gentle. Have the character to restrain their temper. Have a brain in their head. Do not stereotype. Often come with big dicks.
Faux men say stuff like this in the women
section of UD, then pop their zit
s, play some videogames, jack off
, and begin to sob, and wonder why nobody will fuck
"The female of the human species, that are, more or less, emotionless blobs. Since emotions such as love compliment the human sex drive, men have a higher emotional drive to compliment their higher sex drive. Women, conversely... just wander around looking for another way to suck money out of a man, get him attached and then break his heart. And despite this fact, a woman will spend a good 75% of her time saying ...
The reason for many of girl's problems. Mostly because they think they want anything more than to enter their magical vaginia.
Crying Girl: Why are you so insensitive?!?!??!
Guy: Halo and beer godamnit!
Crying Girl: What?!?!?!
Guy: You'll never understand.....
Crying Girl: (Men......)
has to be macho all the time. dont want to look "gay", even though its proven that more men have sexual thoughts about other men then women have about other women. A lot are very homophobic because they can't let anyone know they are gay or bi.
So girls ask your man if he would have sex with another man, and if he shows his disgust for more than a hour... hes gay.
"Are you gay jon?"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! i would never do that!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! thats gross!!!!!!!! thats sick!!!!!!!! dont ever ask me that again!"
1. Purely logical and emotionally stable, they will insult each other and gossip during their daily man talk
, as well as throw epic manly hissy-fits
when they FAIL
. (Which is pretty much all the time.)
They secretly wish they had their own pair of boobies
only men r on teh internuts lol!!!11one!11eleventyone!oneone1
Apparently, the better sex.
It's 2009, we really don't need to think we're all so great.
On behalf of all the idiots that call themseves men on this site, ladies, belive me, we are not all like that. Some of us are actually not sexist testosterone filled nut jobs.
If you ever get married, try and avoid those types.
are better than women
Normal man- No we're not. We're good at differant things, geez you'd think we were living in the fifties.
i think i seen one of those the other day
1 out of every million men is a real man