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A Memphis Dry Rub is when you partner gives you a hand job without the courtesy of using a petrolium product for lube.. Bitch grabbed my johnson like a cow udder, and gave me a Memphis Dry Rub and didn't even hock a loogie on it first. Felt like she was going rub it off like an eraser. At least she took the three warning shots over the tower.
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Commonly believed to be a style in which to prepare ribs, popularized by the restaurant Chili's, the Memphis Dry Rub is actually a sexual act. It involves the male rubbing his erect penis along the ribs of a female. This is enhanced with a skinny female, where a rhythmic sound similar to a xylophone can be achieved. "Yeah, I wanted her to give me a blow-job, but settled for a Memphis Dry Rub when I saw that skinny chick's ribs."
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when a woman gives you a handjob using sandpaper as a glove. The idea is that through the intense pain, your adrenaline kicks in and releases the missing endorphins to make you feel good. Then you cope with a bleeding dick. Half my dick is missing after that Memphis Dry Rub. I have to poop.
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When a toothless southern woman gives you a handjob with no lube. " I met this chick at an Elvis convention in Tennessee and she ended up giving me a Memphis Dry Rub in the front seat of my truck"
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1. When a girl gives a poor quality hand job. 2. Blisters gained from a very dry/rough hand job. Dude 1.
"So I watched you leave with that chick last night." Dude 2. "Yea it turned into a Memphis dry rub." |
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