Eats a lot of biscuits
Very good at Blondie imitations
'Look at that Melvyn guy shaking his yellow hair and imitating Blondie. I think it's straightened'
'Look, now he is rubbing his nipples in front of the Liverpool game'
'He sure likes biscuits'
Smart but badly named individual. Forgiven as not his choice.
Known to be selfless and kind but very slightly vulnerable.
Never uses the full "Melvyn" as too much of a Sunday name - always refers to himself as Mel or Melv. Never a Melvin!
Potently sexy but easily understated.
A Melvyn cannot understand why the new generation thinks that it has not been done before, when he knows it patently has been and was better the 1st time around.
A metrosexual male who is drawn/attracted to women who are already committed to other men.
He is such a Melvyn.
Refers to a stero-typical middle age Jewish male. Would generally be a Tottenham fan who likes Bruce Springsteen or pink Floyd. Favoured apparel would be a hard rock leather jacket worn as often as possible generally from some where non-pronounceable. Might note often how he is still with it and can handle himself, not out of choice but only when needed.
Would apply to most tracksuit wearing deli-shoppers in my frequented parts of North London. Note this would be the only time a Melvyn would need such apparel. I can already see a majority of my friends exhibiting the first traits of Melvyndom.
That fella over there, in the hard rock bahamas jacket, buying all that smoked salmon and herring is a right Melvyn. Look at his tracksuit.