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Metrosexual
Eats a lot of biscuits Liverpool Very good at Blondie imitations Yellow hair Nipples 'Look at that Melvyn guy shaking his yellow hair and imitating Blondie. I think it's straightened'
'Pah, metrosexual' 'Look, now he is rubbing his nipples in front of the Liverpool game' 'He sure likes biscuits' |
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Smart but badly named individual. Forgiven as not his choice.
Known to be selfless and kind but very slightly vulnerable. Never uses the full "Melvyn" as too much of a Sunday name - always refers to himself as Mel or Melv. Never a Melvin! Potently sexy but easily understated. A Melvyn cannot understand why the new generation thinks that it has not been done before, when he knows it patently has been and was better the 1st time around.
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A metrosexual male who is drawn/attracted to women who are already committed to other men. He is such a Melvyn.
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Refers to a stero-typical middle age Jewish male. Would generally be a Tottenham fan who likes Bruce Springsteen or pink Floyd. Favoured apparel would be a hard rock leather jacket worn as often as possible generally from some where non-pronounceable. Might note often how he is still with it and can handle himself, not out of choice but only when needed.
Would apply to most tracksuit wearing deli-shoppers in my frequented parts of North London. Note this would be the only time a Melvyn would need such apparel. I can already see a majority of my friends exhibiting the first traits of Melvyndom. That fella over there, in the hard rock bahamas jacket, buying all that smoked salmon and herring is a right Melvyn. Look at his tracksuit.
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