Refers to a stero-typical middle age Jewish male. Would generally be a Tottenham fan who likes Bruce Springsteen or pink Floyd. Favoured apparel would be a hard rock leather jacket worn as often as possible generally from some where non-pronounceable. Might note often how he is still with it and can handle himself, not out of choice but only when needed.
Would apply to most tracksuit wearing deli-shoppers in my frequented parts of North London. Note this would be the only time a Melvyn would need such apparel. I can already see a majority of my friends exhibiting the first traits of Melvyndom.
That fella over there, in the hard rock bahamas jacket, buying all that smoked salmon and herring is a right Melvyn. Look at his tracksuit.
Smart but badly named individual. Forgiven as not his choice.
Known to be selfless and kind but very slightly vulnerable.
Never uses the full "Melvyn" as too much of a Sunday name - always refers to himself as Mel or Melv. Never a Melvin!
Potently sexy but easily understated.
A Melvyn cannot understand why the new generation thinks that it has not been done before, when he knows it patently has been and was better the 1st time around.
A person who is tall, medium brown skin toned. Not too dark nor light. As well as having a reddish tent to his skin. Basically a red bone. Gorgeous smile and pearly white teeth. A person who is always happy and is the one who always has the jokes. He can make anyone laugh no matter what their mood is. Someone who is named "Melvyn" loves sports especially football or basketball. He will always be committed to his sport(s), God, and the team and will always be there for support . Just like he would be in a relationship . In his relationships he will always care,protect, listen, understand, and love his girl whole heartedly. He will make her laugh until happy tears come out of her eyes. She that is his girl, will never get mad at him no matter what. She will always see the good in him that out weighs the bad . Though sometimes he may joke around or play too much to the point where she's annoyed, she will never be annoyed for a length amount of time. Its all because of that smile and gorgeous brownish red eyes, because of those soft words he speak, she could never forget about him. He puts his all in relationships when he really loves someone and will never let anyone or thing stand in his way. Those who had ever laid eyes upon him will always remember him. Even if its a blur he'll still be there in their minds and they would make efforts everyday to do something like him that will trigger their minds back to the first day they saw Melvyn .
"Dang what's his name!??" "OMG girl i wish i had a Melvyn!" "I want a Melvyn eyes" "Melvyn stands out from the rest of the team!" "Ugh i hate her! She has a Melvyn and i don't!"
A metrosexual male who is drawn/attracted to women who are already committed to other men.
He is such a Melvyn.
Eats a lot of biscuits
Very good at Blondie imitations
'Look at that Melvyn guy shaking his yellow hair and imitating Blondie. I think it's straightened'
'Look, now he is rubbing his nipples in front of the Liverpool game'
'He sure likes biscuits'