Would apply to most tracksuit wearing deli-shoppers in my frequented parts of North London. Note this would be the only time a Melvyn would need such apparel. I can already see a majority of my friends exhibiting the first traits of Melvyndom.
Known to be selfless and kind but very slightly vulnerable.
Never uses the full "Melvyn" as too much of a Sunday name - always refers to himself as Mel or Melv. Never a Melvin!
Potently sexy but easily understated.
Eats a lot of biscuits
Very good at Blondie imitations
'Look, now he is rubbing his nipples in front of the Liverpool game'
'He sure likes biscuits'