Top Definition
Melvout. When one simply just disappears in a completely scumbag fashion. Only a true scumbag does this act of indecency.
Robert: Hey! Where did Melvin go?
Paul: He Melvout'd.
Billy Bob: What a scumbag.
Jose: Man, what kinda scumbag melvouts!?
Robert: *sigh*
by Alphonse the Awesome March 24, 2013

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