Verb: to melvin someone is to stick your finger in their bum, before which you should 'melvin' and then make a rasping noise with your tongue (i.e. blow a raspberry) as you insert your finger. To melvin your opponent automatically hands you the victory in any fight or physical contest.
'I was having a good grapple with Mo the other day, but then he melvinned me and i lost'
'I'm going to melvin andy to get back at him for throwing that water over me'
by OllieTech February 12, 2010
A melvin is a word to describe the bulge around the penis when wearing tight pants or when the pants have gathered around the pubic region. Male version of a camel toe.

When Ricky sat down, not only did his ass crack hang out but he was rockin a serious melvin.
by Anthony Litwin March 16, 2007
pulling the front of ones underwear, giving them a wedgie, and also crushing their balls, at the same time. Usually done by teens.
It was senior day in high school, and all the seniors gave freshman melvins, I was so unlucky for i wore boxers that day.
by aeb1 October 05, 2006
when your weiner hangs out of the hole in your boxers.
oh my god i need to fix my melvin.
by behrend October 07, 2007
An Extremely Ugly Girl
That girl is such a Melvin... I would not touch her with a 40ft pole
by Andrew Rosenzweig March 20, 2007
A nickname, not a Christian name, that is given to dweebs, low lifes, losers, and suckers. Melvins can often be identified by being rather unfortunate looking, dressing offensively, or just acting socially awkward. Melvin's are generally uncool.
"This fellow has a pocket protector and horn-rimmed glasses, he must be some kind of Melvin"
by kozworth April 15, 2008
A Melvin is when an adolescent Barfs, Pee's, Shits, And jizz's into a plastic bag, then places it into a brown paper bag and lights it on fire after placing it onto a rivals front porch. After so, Rings the doorbell and runs.
I hella lit a melvin on that dicks porch last night with a couple of buds.
by Michael Bybee April 05, 2008

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