A very seductive and suave man who attracts foxy honeys. Known to make women orgasm with a wink. A monster in everything he does. A god in bed. Funniest person around. Pops cherries with his sexy stare.
by tera baap chor hai March 29, 2010
A melvin is when somene pulls on the FRONT waistband of your underwear giving you a melvin. Which is mostly called, A Frontal Wedgie.
A bully is giving you a huge melvin and it hurts like hell in between your pu**y.
by xxxsamanthasssssss May 23, 2007
To poke someone up the bum; Melvin is usually shouted by the offender when they carry out such obscenity.
"Melvin!"

Aww, come onn! Are you gay or something!?
by I P4P4MURF I October 25, 2010
Basically a nerd. A person who plays video games all day and thats his life and obsesses over good grades. Some melvins are just plain losers which are guys who play video games all day and maybe guitar and don't get good grades. yea they exist. He's also the guy who joined the football team because he really has no life and you know when hell week comes up or when you guys finally get pads you're going to make him wish he didn't join. They also talk about guns and military and fighter jets and WWII battles and shit you REALLY REALLY JUST DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT and you'd wish they'd stop talking about that shit when they're in your class and everyone just looks at them and looks down, rubs their nose bridge, and sighs.
Dude this fag is posting random shit about guns and dude just omg

I know right?! what a fuckin Melvin
by BongLord Larry July 25, 2010
When two or more people are wearing the same shoes side by side.
Look at those three girls all wearing Ugg boots......what a bunch of melvins.
by rosalie385 February 01, 2010
Someone that harps on people for not following overlooked, unimportant rules.
Person A: You're not allowed to smoke on school property!
Person B: Yeah, but we do it anyway. What a melvin.
by Karnokoto November 04, 2006
The act of diarrhea-ing on top of someone's head in a tropical climate so that the Melvinee can't wipe it off.
The reason we smell so bad isn't because of our foray through the jungle. It's because Carruthers decided to drop a steaming Melvin on us...again.
by Meatball #41 December 29, 2013

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