1.) The earlier of the modern term a wedgie
. It is defined primarily when a perpetrator goes behind an individual (normally a male), and yanks the underwear
band up so as to get a major percentage of the underwear in question up the buttocks crevice. 2.) The results of insufficient wiping of the anus and surrounding areas thereof, which entails the common term skid marks
(manure streaks in undergarments). 3.) The sensation that leads a person to conclude that A.) They are experiencing a less than fresh ass
. B.) May have an undeterminate dingleberry
remaining in the rectum
, or quite conceivably the less than desirable buttocks
region. C.) Gives the false impression of the presence of Melvins
, when, in fact, the nerve endings in the bottom of someone's ass are being affected by anal perspiration
, or the tingling feelings caused by butt
, or, pubic hairs
, perhaps both! This may cause great anxiety with people on a date
and those that are anticipating a potential sexual encounter
High School Shenanigans: "I got that dork, Myron, and gave him the 'Melvins' so hard that it changed his singing voice!"
Laundry Person: "That bastard might be rich, but I wash his funky, stanky drawers all the time. The worst is when I run across his shorts and they have unremmovable 'Melvins'!"
Nervous Male: He was rather confident in his speech and demeanor, however, Joe the Maintenance at the Retreat near the city center, was overtly concerned about his 'Melvins'! He hoped that there was a restroom nearby so he could deal with the moist and sloppy feelings there.