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Basically a nerd. A person who plays video games all day and thats his life and obsesses over good grades. Some melvins are just plain losers which are guys who play video games all day and maybe guitar and don't get good grades. yea they exist. He's also the guy who joined the football team because he really has no life and you know when hell week comes up or when you guys finally get pads you're going to make him wish he didn't join. They also talk about guns and military and fighter jets and WWII battles and shit you REALLY REALLY JUST DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT and you'd wish they'd stop talking about that shit when they're in your class and everyone just looks at them and looks down, rubs their nose bridge, and sighs. Dude this fag is posting random shit about guns and dude just omg
I know right?! what a fuckin Melvin |
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A severely odd and uncool person.
A wimp or a tool. Mom, why do I have to play in the marching band? All the band kids are frickin' Melvins.
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A wedgie in the front. Dude, we totally just melvined Death!
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front wedgie. i.e when your panties are in between your labia Damn she must have one heleva melvin... look at her huge cameltoe.
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The realest nigga out. Point blank period. If you run into him you might as well drop your panties. Not only is he sexy but hes sexy as fuckkkk. If somehow you can wife him up then you better be throwing it back better then any girl out there. Girl 1: Damn girl did you see him ?
Girl 2: Hell yes thats Melvin <3 Girl 1: Have your panties dropped yet ? Girl 2: Duhhhhh |
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Adam Lambert's facial hair, loved by some, hated by others Glamberts are going crazy, Adam grew Melvin again!
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a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever. he loves soccer and is fiercly loyal to his friends. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance. girl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him
girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin. |
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definition of awesome just simply amazing!!! Look at matt he is so melvin
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