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A Melvin is when an adolescent Barfs, Pee's, Shits, And jizz's into a plastic bag, then places it into a brown paper bag and lights it on fire after placing it onto a rivals front porch. After so, Rings the doorbell and runs.
I hella lit a melvin on that dicks porch last night with a couple of buds.
by Michael Bybee April 05, 2008
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a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever. he loves soccer and is fiercly loyal to his friends. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.
girl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him
girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.
by torimusic April 30, 2012
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definition of awesome just simply amazing!!!
Look at matt he is so melvin
by xmku2.0 July 06, 2011
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One of the very first people that created ninjas nearly two thousand centuries ago.
A very powerful ninja known to dominate the rival ninja known as Jasmin.
His power is so mighty it is said that it rivals that of Chuck Norris.
Epic.
A tour-group came to a huge city that was totally demolished; "what happened here," they asked. The guide simply said Melvin.
by kaibakid February 11, 2010
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A very awesome person. Best player of call of duty sexy slim.No Andrew can compare to his godly awesomeness
yo man i so got owned by a melvin
by melvimelv April 26, 2011
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One of the best bands ever. They've been around for twenty years, and they're going stronger than many of the young upstarts fresh out of the gate. They're currently on Patton's Ipecac Records, the place for music. Quite plainly, they just rip shit.

Buzz "King Buzzo" Osbourne--Guitars/vocals
Dale Crover--Drums
Kevin Rutmanis--bassist
Metallica fan: "St. Anger was such a dissapointment. I want to like it, but I just can't."
Melvins fan: "Check out Pigs of the Roman Empire, the Melvins still know how to make music, unlike Metallicock."
by Virgil Caine May 30, 2005
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Adam Lambert's facial hair, loved by some, hated by others
Glamberts are going crazy, Adam grew Melvin again!
by Loheli December 10, 2012
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The realest nigga out. Point blank period. If you run into him you might as well drop your panties. Not only is he sexy but hes sexy as fuckkkk. If somehow you can wife him up then you better be throwing it back better then any girl out there.
Girl 1: Damn girl did you see him ?
Girl 2: Hell yes thats Melvin <3
Girl 1: Have your panties dropped yet ?
Girl 2: Duhhhhh
by Whyyyy March 06, 2013
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