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(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.
Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!
by UnicornJesus April 01, 2010
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