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So you're here looking for the definition of Melrose Mass? WHY! No one knows about it. It's in the middle of the Boston area and the highway. It takes about 2 min to get from one side of town to the other, and on your way you'll get about 10 offers to buy some "watches". At night some half dressed women will ask you for sex. Problem is their underaged teenagers who drank too much Ell Pond water and most likely have aids and/or herpes. Don't even try to add them on facebook because they'll fill your fall with problems about how their boyfriend left them with the baby and duck face pictures galore.
And one huge red flag DONT DATE ANYONE FROM MELROSE. First off the men are COMPLETE man hores and will use you for all your worth then dump you.
just dont come
The girls on the other hand will practically throw themselves at you because their looking for someone to father their babys and be the "baby daddy".
Melrose Massachusetts the place you'll never leave
by melrose3434 December 30, 2010