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10.
This was devised by a friend of mine as an insult that did not contain a swear word. This could be used in public places with little more than a frown in your direction.
"You better watch your mouth you giant Melon Farmer"
by Kemikal October 16, 2003
 
1.
When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.
(high-pitched voice) Shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!
by BFG December 06, 2003
 
2.
A less offensive way to say "Mother F***er"
Used in the A+E channel's edited version of Repo Man.
Guy: "Dude, you are a goof!"
Other Guy: "Flip you, Melon Farmer!"
by Prisoner626 July 22, 2008
 
3.
Alternative to the term "Motherfucker". Known to have been used as such during Samuel L. Jackson movies that air on cable television. The ultimate irony is that the lipsinc is a sliver away from perfect.
"Look, all brothers don't know how to shoot a gun, you racist melonfarmer."

-Samuel L. Jackson
Censored version of "Die Hard: With a Vengeance"
by JonnyChops December 19, 2006
 
4.
"motherfucker" euphamism- derived from bad television censoring in which "motherfucker" was substituted with "melonfarmer." Needless to say, the lips didn't quite match up and it became an hysterical in-crowd joke amongst college kids of the 90s.
by Jimini Hendrix September 02, 2003
 
5.
A man who's into women with large breasts.
Damn your GF is hot! Yeah man I love her melons, that's why I'm a melon-farmer!
by Biggerslol August 30, 2010
 
6.
A term that would sound derogatory but it really isn't.
Guy 1: Yeah, Frank is such a melon farmer.
Guy 2(who doesn't know what he is talking about): I know right?
by thisnameisalreadybeingusedbyme October 22, 2011
 
7.
Lesbians
Person 1: Look at those butch mingers
Person 2: Damn foo, they gotta be Melon Farmers or some shit!
by Matt Bateman May 12, 2003