a naive country bumpkin.

someone who fails brilliantly at relationships.

an old worn out prude.
That woman over there looks lost. Should we help her?

No she is fine that's just a Melissa.

Oh I have heard about those creatures but have never seen one up close...Ugh, poor woman!
by akjowiensl September 24, 2010
a she devil.

The meanest of women who smothers her prey with unwanted attention.

Someone who unintentionally comes across as selfish and causes confusion.
Younger guy: Hey, check out that cougar? Let's go chat her up and see what happens. ;)

Older guy: Hell No! that's a Melissa! If you were smart you would run the other way!
by secondtimesnotacharm October 11, 2010
A blood sucking demon whore. Loves as much sexual attention as she can get. Cheats, steals and lies to get what she wants. Has an ego the size of an elephant. Appears to be a very good person but is busting at the seems with evil manipulative thoughts and actions. Takes advantage of sweet, kind innocent men to suck their blood and use them for finances while she prowls for the next visctim. Heartless, untalented, attention loving whore.
Oh, she stole your money after cheating on you with two guys this week, and a girl?!! Oh that's deffiantely a melissa!
by 9126381236 June 21, 2011
The most annoying person you can ever know. she will copy you, and always take control of things. Melissa always has to act annoyingly cute. she will also drive away the guys/ girls your interested in.
Kayla: did you see what Melissa is wearing today?

Jake: yeah. didn't krista wear that yesterday? wow what a copycat
~

jessica: hey Chris. you wanna hang out?

Chris: um sure

Melissa: ooo what are we gonna do?

Chris: on second thought maybe another time
by Nick JJ April 18, 2011
German name, meaning Spoons. Can also be spelled Löffels and Cucharas. Is often very pretty, and sometimes retarded.
Melissa likes to eat her Leek mixture with a Löffel.
by MgkMerlin February 06, 2010
Name for a girl that likes to parttake in sexual acts in public places or places with high risk of being seen. Places include but are not limited to airplanes, cars, bathrooms, under a blanket with people in the room, etc
Melissa, we cant do this right here, people are watching.
by BradenHaileyAlyssaCayden February 22, 2009
a young lady who feeds off the souls of men.
there for being a hooker. she also has rather small boobs.
but also is quite a good friend and needs to be coached on not wanting everyones nuts.
girl1:"THAT MELISSA IS MAKING OUT WITH EVERYONE!!!"

girl2: "But she's a really good friend. Not just a hooker."
by inkflower July 13, 2010

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