Overachiever, split ends, wears the same clothes every day. Obnoxious, and rude. Thinks she is better than everyone else and feels the need to hit on your man. I give her props for not switching schools when everyone found out about what she did to her ex-boyfriend.
Lexi: Really, Melissa? Stop hitting on my man.

Mariah: Melissa, you seriously need to stop trying so hard, no man will ever love you.

Alex: Dude, why'd you break up with Melissa? She's so good at sports
Josh: Didn't you hear that Melissa took a shit on me when we dated? I was like bye bye!
by hmmthatsmeeeeee December 11, 2011

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Someone who constantly talks shit. This person litterally only opens her mouth to talk all kinds of mad rediculous shit...even when she isnt involved in the conversation she will still interject in order to talk shit.
boy- so bro wanna chill or something

random girl (melissa)- FAGGOT

boy- Shut up Melissa no one even likes you
by OHgreat1 January 04, 2012

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a person who hits their head a lot
"that girl is such a melissa"
by aceyb February 06, 2010

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Someone who is really blunt, but will tell you the truth, no matter what the circumstances. Someone who likes to go shopping, eat a lot, sleep and is kind of promiscuous but doesn't care if anyone calls her a whore. Melissa's are cool, nice, fun, honest,kinda whorish and a non conformist.
Guy#1: Dude! Did you make out with that girl at the party last night?
Guy#2: Hell yeah. She was pretty easy.
Guy#1: What's her name?
Guy#2: Melissa.
Guy#1: Figures.
Guy#2: She's cool though.
by LifesucksbigTyme April 13, 2009

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The kind of girl that lies for attention.

Don't trust this girl, she'll tell you she has cancer and she'll tell you she's pregnant just to get her own way. She's also a complete jealous bitch of anyone who goes near her ex boyfriend. Also the worst follower in the world of dental hygiene. Bitch got clagnuts for teeth, yo.
OMG! Melissa is such a bitch.

Have you seen Melissa's teeth?! Ewwww.

Melissa got CLAGNUTS in her mouth, bro.
by Don'ttrustcuzthehowon'ttrustme December 03, 2011

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Big nose, sychopathic honey bee!

Melissa is always attracted to guys who are unlike her, and is always acusing people of wrong-doing before asking them if they used her razer.

She can be immensely bi-polar: she can be a real bi-otch about things and can literally become the Incredible Hulk; but other times really nice, gentle and as sweet as honey as her name earns.

Plus, she loves her animals.
melissa's personality??
by m%m%m% July 31, 2011

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Another word for a person who looks rather disgusting! They enjoy obsessively texting people who absolutely hate them! They like to brag about how many times they barf after parties. They are often in need of some face cream. I always see them getting stuck places. And they are alway desperate for attention!
"Look at that blubbery girl stuck under that thing over there!"
"Her names probably melissa"
by Memeneme November 22, 2011

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