Most beautiful name in the world. Likes lots of sex and money. Enjoys pain. Melissa is the best girlfriend in the world. Can fuck you like a stripper, and love you like your mother. ..
Melissa is the best women ever!
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the whitest bitch ever with ghetto-syndrome that is self-induced because she wishes she was black
Melissa has ghetto-syndrome!
That white bitch is such a Melissa!
by Ghetto-Syndrome Hater March 11, 2017

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In Greek, it means "honey bee."

In Persian, it means "red rose."

The feminine version of "Melisseus", legendary "King of Crete."

In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey.
She can be difficult. Sometimes even a snake. Don't make her mad or everything she once knew she will make sure to turn an entire kingdom against you to ensure she isn't the one who goes down for what seems to be your fault but is really her own. She knows how to deceive the ones she holds close as she knows how to turn tables.
Watch out, you don't wanna be a Melissa!
by Secrets&Lies December 21, 2016

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Melissa is a name for the worst kind of people, awful inside and out. Do NOT trust a Melissa. Usually, slutty-backstabbers with no compassion. Immature people with no sense of humor.
She broke my heart and laughed, probably because she is named Melissa.
by Bellalexi123 August 03, 2016

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Also know as fart girl because shes silent and deadly. Melissa doesn't have a soul but she possesses many and hides them in plain sight disguised as freckles on her pale body and vanilla face (bang bang skeet skeet nigga)Shes not tall enough to make it on the rides at 6 flags but she Fucks the system so no other fucks Are given. Shes awesome and will poke ur eyes out because u are a systematic drone to the man. She believes in free speech and the freedom to do what she wants. Melissa is always down to cut a stalken bitch and steal her soul. All and all shes a great friend that I would proudly march along side and die for when its our time to rise! MY SISTER. .....VIVA LA REVALUATION
Teenage mutant Melissa turtles.
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Typically known for being a sloot. Melissa's do Sloot like activities such as slooting around parking lots and playground's.
Hey Melissa wanna not be a total SLOOT in front of my parents?
sloot, slooting
by ShadowShlong January 13, 2015

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awkward prude who pushes the couches together but still has lesbo dreams.
That Melissa acts like a prude but... the couches the couches.
by small jewish child shu up January 24, 2015

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