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Melissa can be very shy until you meet here when you'll find out she's a little mental and can creep you out with what she says. Melissa's are pretty and always wanting to be slim but look better without the bones showing, they always have nice hair which looks pretty long and curly. They tend to be short which gorgeous eyes which they love to see in the mirror. They love everyone who is kind to them and honestly has high standards with love, they don't want to be fucked with.
Girl 1- Hey remember Melissa from school?
Girl 2- Yeah the geek?
Girl 1- That's her there -points-
Girl 2- She's hot!
by Lolabear April 07, 2013
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Someone who is really blunt, but will tell you the truth, no matter what the circumstances. Someone who likes to go shopping, eat a lot, sleep and is kind of promiscuous but doesn't care if anyone calls her a whore. Melissa's are cool, nice, fun, honest,kinda whorish and a non conformist.
Guy#1: Dude! Did you make out with that girl at the party last night?
Guy#2: Hell yeah. She was pretty easy.
Guy#1: What's her name?
Guy#2: Melissa.
Guy#1: Figures.
Guy#2: She's cool though.
by LifesucksbigTyme April 13, 2009
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A Melissa is an amazing, beautiful, funny, kind, smart, and just all around amazing. A Melissa is the best girlfriend you can find, you will never find someone better. A Melissa will love you with all your heart unless you wrong her and won't kiss you unless she truly has feelings for you. A Melissa is the best girlfriend out there and you can try to find better but it's physically impossible.
Boy "god I'm in love with Melissa and I think she likes me back"
Girl"then go for it I think she likes you to"
by melissaiwantyouback July 13, 2017
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Name for a girl that likes to parttake in sexual acts in public places or places with high risk of being seen. Places include but are not limited to airplanes, cars, bathrooms, under a blanket with people in the room, etc
Melissa, we cant do this right here, people are watching.
by BradenHaileyAlyssaCayden February 22, 2009
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a naive country bumpkin.

someone who fails brilliantly at relationships.

an old worn out prude.
That woman over there looks lost. Should we help her?

No she is fine that's just a Melissa.

Oh I have heard about those creatures but have never seen one up close...Ugh, poor woman!
by akjowiensl September 24, 2010
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a she devil.

The meanest of women who smothers her prey with unwanted attention.

Someone who unintentionally comes across as selfish and causes confusion.
Younger guy: Hey, check out that cougar? Let's go chat her up and see what happens. ;)

Older guy: Hell No! that's a Melissa! If you were smart you would run the other way!
by secondtimesnotacharm October 11, 2010
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1. honeybee in Greek
2. a nymph who took care of a young Zeus
3. genus name of five herbs in the mint family of plants
4. someone who is clueless about pop culture
1-3: A honeybee pollinated a mint plant as a nymph sat nearby taking care of a god.

4: Melissa: "Um... what is a walk of shame? And what does TFLN mean? Teflon?"

Saddened friend: "You are such a Melissa... go look at urban dictionary."

Melissa: "What's that?"
by Maggie Keenen November 05, 2009
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