Melissa, a very powerful women.Makes other women look dull and lifeless. When You fall in love with Melissa it's over. beautiful inside and out. But does not think so herself. Short. Gorgeous hair and eyes. Wants to be treated like a princess. Usually popular.Incredibly attractive and sexy.Has crazy goals and dreams but won't let anyone get in her way ! Very independent.Extremely intelligent, athletic, strong and confident insecure best sense of humor says the funniest and most smartest things.Melissa is very blunt and will tell the truth no matter what. Has a humongous heart. Loyal till the end, will give you her life, Has trust problems , horrible temper and anger problems. Very psychotic. Don't mess with Melissa.But is very easy to talk to and incredibly sweet.Fearless will do what she wants no one can stop her.Will accomplish anything she puts her mind to.Has been through the absolute worst. Does not hate anyone no matter what.Will still see the absolute best in the worst people. Cares about others lives more than hers. Melissa ( Honey-bee ) is named after a goddess princess.
"Who dat b ? Melissa"
"Melissa's gonna be famous one day"
"Uh oh I didn't text melissa back..... omg my house is on fire !!!"

"Everyone wants to fw with melissa "

"Melissa is a queen"
by pinkcodiene March 18, 2017
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a she devil.

The meanest of women who smothers her prey with unwanted attention.

Someone who unintentionally comes across as selfish and causes confusion.
Younger guy: Hey, check out that cougar? Let's go chat her up and see what happens. ;)

Older guy: Hell No! that's a Melissa! If you were smart you would run the other way!
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Fun loving down to earth fun person that you would want to be around, awesome mother the best person you could ever be and is the best mom
I love you Melissa(Mom)
by Super Best Mom In The World December 26, 2016
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The most amazing person that you will ever meet! She is funny and can make the your smile last forever. Her eyes are just breath taking and you cant help but to love her. She will never let you down and will give the shirt off her back for anyone. She is by far the best sexual partner someone will ever have. Her beauty is beauty all in its own category.
Oh Melissa !
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1. honeybee in Greek
2. a nymph who took care of a young Zeus
3. genus name of five herbs in the mint family of plants
4. someone who is clueless about pop culture
1-3: A honeybee pollinated a mint plant as a nymph sat nearby taking care of a god.

4: Melissa: "Um... what is a walk of shame? And what does TFLN mean? Teflon?"

Saddened friend: "You are such a Melissa... go look at urban dictionary."

Melissa: "What's that?"
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a person who hits their head a lot
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im white and i like to eat melissa
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