This rare fish can only appear if the time is right. In order to perform this great feat one must work up a bonner then drench it in ranch, next grip the penis at the base, cutting off the blood-flow to the penis which should turn it purple (the darker the better) then insert where desired. First founded by lonely fishermen in the Indian River that is located around Melbourne Florida.
My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne Purplefish!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne Purplefished that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne Purplefish that chick?"