melanie or mel enjoys being anled and shoveling horse shit. her new thing is blumkin
" that girl always melanies"
by yourbestmotherfuckingfriend October 18, 2011
It is of Greek origin, and the meaning of Melanie is "black, dark" That is why she acts like she is some black chick from the ghetto with a ghetto ass and can dance like a black chick when really she is a skinny white virgin. Melanie can be great friends but they are usually an attention seeking whore, she'll go out of her way to complain of fake illnesses. She'll even make up her own diseases to become the center of attention, then she'll pretend like she doesn't want the attention. She thinks her life is horrible, although she's spoiled and her parents give her everything she wants when she wants it. She'll lead ugly guys on to make it seem like guys actually want her, when really they just want a one night stand. With the lights off obviously because Melanie tends to be ugly. Warning, this chick is a crazy bitch. She will tell you that she is ugly and fat when really she's a pretty and skinny female who just made herself look ugly with her stupid ass attention seeking ways. Melanie can be usually found sitting on guys laps or running around screaming to catch guys attention.
Anna: Omg Daniella, I just saw Melanie today with your man
Daniella: No way! That bitch better back the fuck away from my boyfriend or I'll drop her
Anna: She's such a skank...
by drpeppers October 23, 2011
A girls assets are so named because of their size and wobble factor.
Whoa, look at the size of them Melanie's.
by Facot z February 06, 2010
A bit of an easygoing person, tends to sit on guys knees and try to get one on one attention, acts out for attention as she doesnt get enough. Constantly needing reassurance and compliments to feed her bravado, but inside is a very very weak person. All in all a very beautiful soul. But has a few unresolved issues
"oh my god look at that sad excuse of a woman over there, shes a pure wreck"

"lest go its just the usual Melanie "

" im sure she needs therapy"
by crunchtime March 30, 2010
She is flicker. She is flame. She illuminates her flammable name. The sun rises through her pubic hair, torching the sense and sensibility of the world. One is lost and found, saved and drowned in the circle of her arms and the wellspring of her eyes. A damn-ed imp. That which animates.
Running around one day, she pulled a flaming Melanie. Aaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!
by Chrisopher February 05, 2010
An often needy individual, one who has a sweet tooth, only interested in oneself, annoying greetings ie Hiya
by BellaC February 04, 2010
Someone who is always showing off, running around, doing this and that and thinking all eyes are on her. Often pink in colour and speaks with a french accent.
Betty: "see that girl over there?"
Pig: "you mean the pink one who's running around?"
Betty: "yeah, she's Melanie. She does this and that"
by Cochon_eater February 03, 2010
A unique animal, the Melanie is a stereotypically ignorant, selfish bitch with little to no cleavage. Complains about random crap all the time, has dandruff in her hair, and is as pale as death. This type of girl suffers from Unending Virginity Syndrome (UVS), which causes her vagina to shrivel up and decompose. At all costs, stay away from Mels, they'll try to suck your cock at all costs and cure themselves of UVS.
"That girl over there is such a Melanie, I can smell her stench from a mile away!"

"Jennifer is such a Melanie, she should at least try to wash her hair once in while!"

"Watch your cock, there's a Melanie coming up this way, and she's yearnin' for some good lickin'!"
by FFJJBB March 02, 2010

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