I talked to Melanie today, man, she is really random.
I love MELANIE!!
A person who will always get to the point and hates too many details. It wont interest her - AT ALL. Will listen and hear things that you wont even have to say out loud. She naturally understands people and accepts them. Even the weird and different. Has extreamly high ambition and morality but wont force any on anyone else.
Loves to flirt. Is Beautiful. Gets lots of attention. Good to bring to any party.
Loves cartoon characters and she will ALWAYS be a big kid herself !
Very girly/ good at fashion but will still play video games and play wrestle now and again. Has a million followers.
DONT EVER EVER argue with a Melanie.
Shes right. YOUR wrong. End of story.
It doesnt matter if you had a point , she has ten reasons why your one reason doesnt work. AND even if its not logical - comming from HER its the most Intelligent and believable thing you have EVER heard in your life! She is lawyer material.
Or at least you will be...shes very loving and forgiving and fun to be around. So DONT waste time argueing! Go to that party or that mall. Where theres a Mel theres a new adventure!
*Guy 1: Yo u see that new melanie in school today?
*Guy 2: Dude, her names Kate, get it right!
*Guy 1: Man Shes definately a melanie!
Melanie is a kind, considerate, helpful, friendly, humourous, devoted, fun loving, mellow, easy going, thoughtful, generous, oh the list goes on and on and on.
If you ever meet a Melanie (Mel) your life will be so much richer!