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2. Mehlman
An ultra cool, super attractive gentleman who can do no wrong.
Ross sure is quite a Mehlman. He is so dreamy and helps poor people all the time.
1. mehlman
Noun: a plug of excrement and semen ejected from the male anus, generally about 4-6 hours after vigorous anal intercourse. See santorum.
I had a huge mehlman the day after Pastor Ted reamed the hell out of me.
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