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Guy1: Hey what the hell is wrong with Courtney's face?
Guy2: Dont worry, its only Megan Fox.
by mklnfjnfkjjk June 22, 2009
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formerly was the number #1 cause of semen related death but is now at the butt end of most thumb related jokes
(in theatre) three years ago when megan fox comes up on screen: Daaaaaamn!

(in theatre) now, when megan fox comes up on screen: HAHA! LOOK AT THE FREAK'S THUMBS!
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An overrated actress who some men and by men I mean high school virgins lust after.She is the sexiest women in the world according to one magazine, but she's not even close. She tries too hard to be something she's not, says stupid things for attention, pretends to be a tomboy and pretends to be weird and outspoken like Angelina Jolie. She always has the same look on her face, mouth open,tongue out.She has had a nose job to get rid of the bump on her nose, had lip injections to have bigger lips, and botox. She looked better before the surgery now she's hideous and doesn't even look human. She has the IQ of a rock and her fans are some of the most craziest people in the world.
Megan Fox's face has went from cute to extremely waxy looking and plastic. Some women who are way more beautiful include Adriana Lima, Aishwarya Rai, and Angelina Jolie.
by hotterthanfox February 16, 2011
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Megan Fox is so hot!
Shes just a cheap Angelina Jolie
by anonymous12095 June 25, 2009
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The cause of wet dreams for millions of teenage boys and the lesbian fantasy of straight teenage girls.

Very attractive, but can't act to save her life. The only reason she's gotten roles is because of her good looks.

Has toe thumbs and is extremely overrated.
Person 1: Megan Fox is soooo hot!

Person 2: She's pretty. It's sad she can't act for sh*t.

Person 1: Whatever. She's sexy.
by gmoya July 09, 2009
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A Very Big Vagina With A Deep Camel Toe
Person 1:"Dude Do You See That Girl Over There?"
Person 2:"Yeah She Has A Total Megan Fox!"
by MarilynByo December 20, 2009
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Actress who, though not rather good, has gained the attraction of teenage boys aorund the world (dispite having a boob job, lip plumping surgery and a nose job).

Attractive but boring, mainly due to the same pose she uses for every photo taken of her and her kind-of desperate "tomboy" act she puts on.

Girls apparently can't like her because guys will say they're jealous - and boys can't say it either because then they would "be gay".

Was much prettier naturally, and is the downfall to every teenage girl suffering with low self esteem. Along with Cheryl Cole, girls now pine to look like this in an attempt to look like what their male peers find most attractive.

This then results in the crushingly low feeling girls feel due to the male peers commenting on how "hot" Megan Fox is, "the hottest girl alive". Not acceptable when told to your girlfriend.

Said by many guys to be "curvy", but the hourglass figure shows a difference of 9 inches between the waist and hips, which is near impossible considering her American size 2 figure.
Girlfriend: Let's go see a movie!

Boyfriend: Yeah, Megan Fox is in Jennifer's Body, she's the hottest girl alive.

Girlfriend: You're dumped.

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14-year-old guy 1: Megan Fox is sooooo fit

14-year-old guy 2: Oh yeah I just jizzed in my pants

14-year-old guy 1: Lets go wank over her

14-year-old guy 2: Nah I have to go see my girlfriend

14-year-old guy 1: Pussy.
by NadddRush November 28, 2009
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